Nudinits : A Naughty Knitted Noel

Over 25 Knitting Patterns To Decorate Your Home At Christmas
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  • Bursting with eccentricity and double entendres
  • Over 25 exclusive Christmas-themed knitting patterns from the world of Nudinits

Based on the hit Nudinits animation, experience a merry Christmas with the bare-bottomed inhabitants of Woolly Bush! The Christmas lights have been switched on in this second instalment of cheeky humour from Sarah Simi, knitter extraordinaire behind the acclaimed stop-motion Nudinits: Tickled Pink.

Perfect for knitting fans looking for something slightly different, this hardcover book is packed with double entendres, and is bound to raise eyebrows.

Patterns include decorations like balloons, a wreath for your door, a glorious paperchain, three types of baubles, a large fairy for the top of your Christmas tree, a small sugar plum fairy, fairy lights, an excited elf, candy canes; food and drinks including a cheeseboard, 5 types of drinks, a cocktail shaker and glass, a retro cheese and pineapple hedgehog, a pineapple, gherkins, a lavish roast turkey platter, a cheeky gingerbread man and woman, hot chocolate, and presents including aftershave and a perfume bottle.

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